Land of Keys and Brass
kiwibat:

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

rubissdesaint:

What’s it’s like being friends with popular artists.

thelostsunprincess:

rosieramblings:

me writing essays

My entire thesis.

Every single academic book in existence. 

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

Crush: Hey you know that show you're always raving on about... Er, Doctor Who?
Me: Yes?
Crush: I watched the first episode with Christopher Eccleston last night. And I think I'm hooked.
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me: Just stand there 'cause I'm gonna hug you, is that alright?

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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nice-wig-janis:

MY FAVOURITE ONE

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

awwww-cute:

Brother got a new kitten

awwww-cute:

Brother got a new kitten

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

ijustsneeze:

Am I the only one who gets kind of upset that Tumblr seems to care more about Nash Grier saying stupid shit than a civillian airplane most likely being shot with a missile and Israel basically invading Gaza? Maybe it’s because I’m Dutch and a lot of Dutch people died on that plane but it really just bothers me how selective Tumblr seems to be with what they freak out about.