WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
What’s it’s like being friends with popular artists.
me writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
MY FAVOURITE ONE
choclety milk shakes likes his baths
Brother got a new kitten
eating in class when ur not supposed to
do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary
Am I the only one who gets kind of upset that Tumblr seems to care more about Nash Grier saying stupid shit than a civillian airplane most likely being shot with a missile and Israel basically invading Gaza? Maybe it’s because I’m Dutch and a lot of Dutch people died on that plane but it really just bothers me how selective Tumblr seems to be with what they freak out about.